PHILOSOPHIES

*  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
*  Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 
*  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
*  He who hesitates is probably right.
*  No one is listening until you make a mistake.
*  Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
*  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is 
   research.
*  To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your 
   principles.
*  Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
*  The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.